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What Language Is Stiai
Bluebeard 'Part Three Part Two
... a horrible vision appeared before the eyes of the poor bride! Several women dead and covered in blood, were hung on walls like San Daniele hams ripened, but the girl who was very curious as a monkey, rather than flee immediately, he began to observe: "Well ... this seems to be pretty. eh .. I told him that Clooney did not last, everyone knew! And that those who would, Lucrezia Borgia? Oh dear, this time you are getting bread your teeth! "Even the whole floor was covered with dried blood and at one point casually to the wife of Bluebeard the key to the forbidden room fell to the ground. The girl picked it up in a hurry, dandosela-legged, but still did not know what to expect ... you get to the far side of the castle, began to think how he could do to not be discovered by her husband ... and his mind began to work earnestly ... First, he threw the dress Damask in the fire, as if instead of cloth of gold, had been bought on sale from Zara, and then began to wash the key, the first seven or eight wrecked washing machines and detergents then trying all possible and imaginable, even the hand washing of mechanical pulp , but nothing served to bring back the damn key as before. Resigned, she surrendered to await the return of Bluebeard, certain that she would do to a bad end, if you do not hurry up and come get some good ideas. In fact, after some time, the husband returned and suspicious, the first thing he asked: "My wife ... what happened to the beautiful woven gold dress that I gave you? You know it was a Versace, not a Vileda mop ! I've Zebedee's battered for weeks because the gifts and you now have to bear it?! "The girl laughed in embarrassment ... "You see dear, I was just telling my sister that you are not at all a man micragnoso, when she asked me what I could wear to the ball tonight ... did not know what to wear and ... Did I lent you know that she has only the four department stores from poor rags! ... But I did it for you, for you to go to the generous man you are! "Bluebeard" grumbled a bit, 'but then his eyes fell on the bloody shoes that his wife had casually placed near the fireplace: "And these?! "Churches incensed," how come the sole is all red like blood?! The bride stepped back frightened, "But dear ... "Replied stammering ..." I Loubutin not you remember? All these models have the red sole! Bluebeard And although it's not sconfinferasse, had to admit that this time his astuta mogliettina non si era fatta prendere in castagna... CONTINUA... 
... a horrible vision appeared before the eyes of the poor bride! Several women dead and covered in blood, were hung on walls like San Daniele hams ripened, but the girl who was very curious as a monkey, rather than flee immediately, he began to observe: "Well ... this seems to be pretty. eh .. I told him that Clooney did not last, everyone knew! And that those who would, Lucrezia Borgia? Oh dear, this time you are getting bread your teeth! "Even the whole floor was covered with dried blood and at one point casually to the wife of Bluebeard the key to the forbidden room fell to the ground. The girl picked it up in a hurry, dandosela-legged, but still did not know what to expect ... you get to the far side of the castle, began to think how he could do to not be discovered by her husband ... and his mind began to work earnestly ... First, he threw the dress Damask in the fire, as if instead of cloth of gold, had been bought on sale from Zara, and then began to wash the key, the first seven or eight wrecked washing machines and detergents then trying all possible and imaginable, even the hand washing of mechanical pulp , but nothing served to bring back the damn key as before. Resigned, she surrendered to await the return of Bluebeard, certain that she would do to a bad end, if you do not hurry up and come get some good ideas. In fact, after some time, the husband returned and suspicious, the first thing he asked: "My wife ... what happened to the beautiful woven gold dress that I gave you? You know it was a Versace, not a Vileda mop ! I've Zebedee's battered for weeks because the gifts and you now have to bear it?! "The girl laughed in embarrassment ... "You see dear, I was just telling my sister that you are not at all a man micragnoso, when she asked me what I could wear to the ball tonight ... did not know what to wear and ... Did I lent you know that she has only the four department stores from poor rags! ... But I did it for you, for you to go to the generous man you are! "Bluebeard" grumbled a bit, 'but then his eyes fell on the bloody shoes that his wife had casually placed near the fireplace: "And these?! "Churches incensed," how come the sole is all red like blood?! The bride stepped back frightened, "But dear ... "Replied stammering ..." I Loubutin not you remember? All these models have the red sole! Bluebeard And although it's not sconfinferasse, had to admit that this time his astuta mogliettina non si era fatta prendere in castagna... CONTINUA...
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Sour Cream And Onion Flavored Popcorn
Le sorelle disperate decisero di fare un ultimo tentativo e spedirono i fratelli a tentare di convincerla a desistere dal suo proposito : il fratello maggiore che era anche il suo preferito, tentò di blandirla : " Mia cara ", le disse pazientemente, tentando di farla ragionare " ma non c'è proprio nulla che potrebbe convincerti a non sposare quest'uomo che neppure conosci ?" A queste parole la ragazza ribattè sdegnata : " ma certo, mi credete tutti scema ?!! Siete forse convinti che avrei sposato un uomo con la barba che so...rosa fuxia ? O Sapete bene che è un colore che non sopporto ! Quindi ora smettetetela tutti con le prediche e preparatevi invece per le mie nozze...sento che avverranno molto presto e saranno fantastiche, ne sono certa ! " Infatti poco tempo dopo Barbablu la chiese in moglie e la condusse a vivere in uno dei suoi meravigliosi castelli : il più grande e bello, circondato da un immenso parco e che comprendeva un'infinità di stanze e torri altissime. Non riuscirono ovviamente a visitarlo tutto in breve tempo, ma un bel giorno Barbablù dovette assentarsi e prima di andarsene, consegnò alla moglie un pesante mazzo di chiavi : " ecco mia diletta, " le disse gentilmente " in mia assenza potrai divertirti a visitare il castello, ci sono molte cose che ti piaceranno e potrai disporne a tuo piacimento. Ti ho lasciato anche quelle per aprire le madie containing crockery and silverware if you want to invite your sisters for lunch and dinner ... but beware! "At these words Bluebeard became very serious:" never use the smallest key ... never under any circumstances. It opens the door that is in the highest tower of the castle ... there are just my things of no importance for you, and do not want you to see. Mind you, I will go very angry if you disobey! "But to see the frightened face of the wife, but that heart of stone Bluebeard soften" up dear, do not think about it, so I'll be away a few days and have no reason to worry about a stupid key. "And with these words he kissed her wife and left. The girl initially began to wander around the castle, which also housed many works of art of great importance, but as she as ignorant as a goat, he would certainly knew how to distinguish a Leonardo da Vinci from a poster of Coca Cola and then after a while 'began to bored and just casually put his hands on the little key that Beard had told him to ignore. "Easy to say," thought the girl ... but hour by hour the curiosity began to take hold of her and began to wonder about the mystery that kept. "So ... the key to a Ferrari can not be ... That's not even a chest of precious stones, Beard gave me as so many already ... that is perhaps the key to a secret diary? No, it is too big ... In short, such was the curiosity that at night she could not sleep and the next morning, almost like a sleepwalker, he walked in the highest tower where her husband had told her that the door be opened with one key ... And after a thousand thoughts, and stuck it in the door ....
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Short Term Memory Loss Seizures
Bluebeard Bluebeard' first part
Many years ago in France, there lived a beautiful woman who had three sons and three beautiful daughters now reached marriageable age. As you can well imagine, at that time the poor millers, farmers, lumberjacks, blacksmiths abound ... but the three girls he looked good and get engaged with them, because they had no intention of having damaged his hands wash clothes in the river alone or abbrustolirsele to start a fire with firewood for cooking. So for the time being, all three were still alone. It happened, however, that a lot of people attended a party where, at one point came a very special invited, of which they had heard so much about: he was a man of great stature and stout ... but what set him apart from all other was his magnificent blue beard: he had never seen anything like that! The three girls were presented to the guest of honor (which immediately forgot the real name, as everyone called him Bluebeard) and at first were quite frightened by his appearance: man actually brought terror! The mother, however, from the sua saggezza, decise di informarsi delle condizioni economiche dell'uomo e non appena saputo che possedeva enormi ricchezze, castelli, vasti possedimenti e miniere d'oro e diamanti, si precipitò a informarne le figlie, le quali erano interessate all'argomento tanto quanto Vittorio De Sica era interessato ai casinò. Le due figlie maggiori però, continuavano a essere titubanti...decisero di informarsi meglio su quell'uomo così misterioso, mentre la minore, che era anche la più bella, concluse che per fare la signora si poteva pur sottoporsi a qualche sacrificio ! " In fin dei conti ", pensò convinta, " con quella barba così blu non devo fare altro che evitare di comprargli capi di vestiario marrone che con quel colore would be just a punch in the eye ... but otherwise, in the end there is a lot worse. I do not think that panzerotto Nero was much more attractive! "Well, actually, the idea of \u200b\u200bmarrying the man so strange, it did not appear at all the beautiful and unbearable thoughtless girl. As for the two older sisters, one night they ran into the room with the child and make excitedly told:" Ah know dear, we have some good sapute! Bluebeard has been a lot of times married, a widower, but nobody knows what happened to his wives! How dare you marry a man like that, knowing nothing of his mysterious past?! "She shrugged her shoulders at ... dire la verità neppure lei era tanto orgogliosa del proprio passato, non era stata sposata è vero, ma aveva una fila di ex che avrebbe potuta essere scambiata per la processione di San Nicola a Bari... " Oh beh" disse imperturbabile : " in fin dei conti neppure lui saprà che fine hanno fatto i miei uomini precedenti, non lo so nemmeno io ! Non posso certo rivolgermi a "chi l'ha visto" solo per stupide questioni di ex...in fondo quello che conta è il presente e il futuro !...E care sorelle...anche senza sfera di cristallo, io il mio futuro lo vedo lastricato d'oro...! " E già si immaginava a girare tutte le corti d'Europa al fianco di Barbablu... 
Many years ago in France, there lived a beautiful woman who had three sons and three beautiful daughters now reached marriageable age. As you can well imagine, at that time the poor millers, farmers, lumberjacks, blacksmiths abound ... but the three girls he looked good and get engaged with them, because they had no intention of having damaged his hands wash clothes in the river alone or abbrustolirsele to start a fire with firewood for cooking. So for the time being, all three were still alone. It happened, however, that a lot of people attended a party where, at one point came a very special invited, of which they had heard so much about: he was a man of great stature and stout ... but what set him apart from all other was his magnificent blue beard: he had never seen anything like that! The three girls were presented to the guest of honor (which immediately forgot the real name, as everyone called him Bluebeard) and at first were quite frightened by his appearance: man actually brought terror! The mother, however, from the sua saggezza, decise di informarsi delle condizioni economiche dell'uomo e non appena saputo che possedeva enormi ricchezze, castelli, vasti possedimenti e miniere d'oro e diamanti, si precipitò a informarne le figlie, le quali erano interessate all'argomento tanto quanto Vittorio De Sica era interessato ai casinò. Le due figlie maggiori però, continuavano a essere titubanti...decisero di informarsi meglio su quell'uomo così misterioso, mentre la minore, che era anche la più bella, concluse che per fare la signora si poteva pur sottoporsi a qualche sacrificio ! " In fin dei conti ", pensò convinta, " con quella barba così blu non devo fare altro che evitare di comprargli capi di vestiario marrone che con quel colore would be just a punch in the eye ... but otherwise, in the end there is a lot worse. I do not think that panzerotto Nero was much more attractive! "Well, actually, the idea of \u200b\u200bmarrying the man so strange, it did not appear at all the beautiful and unbearable thoughtless girl. As for the two older sisters, one night they ran into the room with the child and make excitedly told:" Ah know dear, we have some good sapute! Bluebeard has been a lot of times married, a widower, but nobody knows what happened to his wives! How dare you marry a man like that, knowing nothing of his mysterious past?! "She shrugged her shoulders at ... dire la verità neppure lei era tanto orgogliosa del proprio passato, non era stata sposata è vero, ma aveva una fila di ex che avrebbe potuta essere scambiata per la processione di San Nicola a Bari... " Oh beh" disse imperturbabile : " in fin dei conti neppure lui saprà che fine hanno fatto i miei uomini precedenti, non lo so nemmeno io ! Non posso certo rivolgermi a "chi l'ha visto" solo per stupide questioni di ex...in fondo quello che conta è il presente e il futuro !...E care sorelle...anche senza sfera di cristallo, io il mio futuro lo vedo lastricato d'oro...! " E già si immaginava a girare tutte le corti d'Europa al fianco di Barbablu...
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Sour Cream And Onion Flavored Popcorn Recipe
EIH
beautiful but here we are still stuck at Christmas! 
beautiful but here we are still stuck at Christmas!
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