Saturday, July 3, 2010

Short Term Memory Loss Seizures

Bluebeard Bluebeard' first part

Many years ago in France, there lived a beautiful woman who had three sons and three beautiful daughters now reached marriageable age. As you can well imagine, at that time the poor millers, farmers, lumberjacks, blacksmiths abound ... but the three girls he looked good and get engaged with them, because they had no intention of having damaged his hands wash clothes in the river alone or abbrustolirsele to start a fire with firewood for cooking. So for the time being, all three were still alone. It happened, however, that a lot of people attended a party where, at one point came a very special invited, of which they had heard so much about: he was a man of great stature and stout ... but what set him apart from all other was his magnificent blue beard: he had never seen anything like that! The three girls were presented to the guest of honor (which immediately forgot the real name, as everyone called him Bluebeard) and at first were quite frightened by his appearance: man actually brought terror! The mother, however, from the sua saggezza, decise di informarsi delle condizioni economiche dell'uomo e non appena saputo che possedeva enormi ricchezze, castelli, vasti possedimenti e miniere d'oro e diamanti, si precipitò a informarne le figlie, le quali erano interessate all'argomento tanto quanto Vittorio De Sica era interessato ai casinò. Le due figlie maggiori però, continuavano a essere titubanti...decisero di informarsi meglio su quell'uomo così misterioso, mentre la minore, che era anche la più bella, concluse che per fare la signora si poteva pur sottoporsi a qualche sacrificio ! " In fin dei conti ", pensò convinta, " con quella barba così blu non devo fare altro che evitare di comprargli capi di vestiario marrone che con quel colore would be just a punch in the eye ... but otherwise, in the end there is a lot worse. I do not think that panzerotto Nero was much more attractive! "Well, actually, the idea of \u200b\u200bmarrying the man so strange, it did not appear at all the beautiful and unbearable thoughtless girl. As for the two older sisters, one night they ran into the room with the child and make excitedly told:" Ah know dear, we have some good sapute! Bluebeard has been a lot of times married, a widower, but nobody knows what happened to his wives! How dare you marry a man like that, knowing nothing of his mysterious past?! "She shrugged her shoulders at ... dire la verità neppure lei era tanto orgogliosa del proprio passato, non era stata sposata è vero, ma aveva una fila di ex che avrebbe potuta essere scambiata per la processione di San Nicola a Bari... " Oh beh" disse imperturbabile : " in fin dei conti neppure lui saprà che fine hanno fatto i miei uomini precedenti, non lo so nemmeno io ! Non posso certo rivolgermi a "chi l'ha visto" solo per stupide questioni di ex...in fondo quello che conta è il presente e il futuro !...E care sorelle...anche senza sfera di cristallo, io il mio futuro lo vedo lastricato d'oro...! " E già si immaginava a girare tutte le corti d'Europa al fianco di Barbablu...

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