.
Do you have a question that ails you?
Your mind is full of questions that are not answered?
There is a dark and impenetrable enigma of which you can never get on top?
sometimes even come to regret not having ever known Marzullo?
Fear not! With
to answer questions , the amazing new monthly column for SEICOS, potrai risolvere ogni tuo dubbio e soprattutto aggratis*! Basta scrivere una mail a: zito.daniele@gmail.com con oggetto: "A domanda rispondo" e poi attendere fiducioso l'esito del vaticinio.
Che aspetti allora?
Spremi le meningi, porta le tue piccole dita sulla tastiera e fai luce su ogni tuo dilemma.
E' gratis*!
Ci si può reincarnare in un buco del culo?
Sì, purtroppo.
Schifani ne è un esempio.
Esiste Dio?
Certo che esiste... come potrebbe non esistere?... It 'so logical .... and time to be brave, take your pills .. up on ...
What will they do with the corpse of Mike Buongiorno if the family does not pay the ransom?
Homogenized.
Why is it so fun to beat a caca? Why
moves just like a penguin.
If you are kind to a masochist, you can still tell you sadistic?
No, you're just a masochist petty and jealous.
How is it that the word has a synonym for synonym?
do not know, yet it is so: equivalent, corresponding, synonyms, similar, related
Perché i cani si sorprendono delle proprie scoregge?
Perché somigliano in maniera impressionante a Renzo Bossi.
Se la polizia arresta un mimo, come fa quest'ultimo a esercitare il proprio diritto sancito dalla costituzione di rimanere in silenzio durante l' interrogatorio?
Così: [mimare un ostinato silenzio]
Qual'è la differenza tra un cesso e un bidet?
Pensi veramente di non saperlo? [rivolgendosi al pubblico] Ecco chi è stato!
A cosa serve il congiuntivo?
Se lo sapessi, te lo diressi.
Perché li chiamano mobili, se stanno fermi?
Stanno fermi? Are you absolutely sure? Shit, maybe I should believe that doctor.
What is sterilize the needle of lethal injection? For
false hopes. Men can sometimes be very cruel, son.
Why Japanese kamikaze wear a helmet?
Why were deeply pessimistic.
For a vegetarian is an ethically correct eating pet food?
No, but it is ethically correct to become food for animals. In fact, their philosophy of life is very convoluted, but are sympathetic types at the bottom.
Speaking of vegetarians: Because the gorgonzola has an expiration date?
This frankly is a mystery even to myself.
If a man tries in every way to lose, and he succeeds, he won or lost?
depends on what is at stake.
I think he has won and lost.
Or that he lost and won.
Or maybe it's just you that you lost, son.
Bu.
How to leave the abyss?
You can not, son.
The chasm exists even when you can afford it.
And then the madness, believe me, never forgive.
It hugs you and you look at your face all the time.
Your mind is full of questions that are not answered?
There is a dark and impenetrable enigma of which you can never get on top?
sometimes even come to regret not having ever known Marzullo?
Fear not! With
to answer questions , the amazing new monthly column for SEICOS, potrai risolvere ogni tuo dubbio e soprattutto aggratis*! Basta scrivere una mail a: zito.daniele@gmail.com con oggetto: "A domanda rispondo" e poi attendere fiducioso l'esito del vaticinio.
Che aspetti allora?
Spremi le meningi, porta le tue piccole dita sulla tastiera e fai luce su ogni tuo dilemma.
E' gratis*!
A domanda rispondo
nuova e appassionante rubrica di stampo etico-filosofico
nuova e appassionante rubrica di stampo etico-filosofico
Ci si può reincarnare in un buco del culo?
Sì, purtroppo.
Schifani ne è un esempio.
Esiste Dio?
Certo che esiste... come potrebbe non esistere?... It 'so logical .... and time to be brave, take your pills .. up on ...
What will they do with the corpse of Mike Buongiorno if the family does not pay the ransom?
Homogenized.
Why is it so fun to beat a caca? Why
moves just like a penguin.
If you are kind to a masochist, you can still tell you sadistic?
No, you're just a masochist petty and jealous.
How is it that the word has a synonym for synonym?
do not know, yet it is so: equivalent, corresponding, synonyms, similar, related
Perché i cani si sorprendono delle proprie scoregge?
Perché somigliano in maniera impressionante a Renzo Bossi.
Se la polizia arresta un mimo, come fa quest'ultimo a esercitare il proprio diritto sancito dalla costituzione di rimanere in silenzio durante l' interrogatorio?
Così: [mimare un ostinato silenzio]
Qual'è la differenza tra un cesso e un bidet?
Pensi veramente di non saperlo? [rivolgendosi al pubblico] Ecco chi è stato!
A cosa serve il congiuntivo?
Se lo sapessi, te lo diressi.
Perché li chiamano mobili, se stanno fermi?
Stanno fermi? Are you absolutely sure? Shit, maybe I should believe that doctor.
What is sterilize the needle of lethal injection? For
false hopes. Men can sometimes be very cruel, son.
Why Japanese kamikaze wear a helmet?
Why were deeply pessimistic.
For a vegetarian is an ethically correct eating pet food?
No, but it is ethically correct to become food for animals. In fact, their philosophy of life is very convoluted, but are sympathetic types at the bottom.
Speaking of vegetarians: Because the gorgonzola has an expiration date?
This frankly is a mystery even to myself.
If a man tries in every way to lose, and he succeeds, he won or lost?
depends on what is at stake.
I think he has won and lost.
Or that he lost and won.
Or maybe it's just you that you lost, son.
Bu.
How to leave the abyss?
You can not, son.
The chasm exists even when you can afford it.
And then the madness, believe me, never forgive.
It hugs you and you look at your face all the time.
* offer valid only for the first three questions.
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