Are Pit Seats At The Rosemont Real?

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It's never easy to get by in the subtle pitfalls that life presents us every day: how to kill your boss? What about the ones you always make the same jokes every morning about the time and / or last fatto della giornata? Come allontanare i testimoni di geova senza usare un’ascia? Qual è il modo giusto per non vacillare mentre tutto attorno a te trema?
E’ proprio vero, a volte servirebbe un:

PICCOLO MANUALE PER ANNIENTARE GLI ALTRI *

Occorre fare una piccola, doverosa, essenziale premessa: se avete qualcuno che vi sta particolarmente sul cazzo la prima regola è non farglielo capire, per nessun motivo. Tenete sempre bene a mente quel che diceva Sun Tzu nei trentasei stratagemmi: “la guerra è il Tao dell’inganno”. Dissimulate quindi, ingannate, mettete a proprio fetentone the home, show more stoned than you actually are, this will be very useful later.
Remember also that annihilate the other never gives anything but fleeting sensations, in the end you will be disappointed, can not imagine who knows. If
so far everything is clear, we can begin:

Needed for one person: An enemy


gr 500 gr 500
beans 1 onion Nutella

a cigarette
coffee
a camera
a free wall at home


Procedure:

1. As mentioned in the introduction, you assolutamente conquistare la fiducia della persona prescelta, senza ovviamente perdere la dignità. Per questo non ci vuole molto allenamento, ma solo faccia come il culo e tanto odio, due ingredienti che odiando una persona fioriscono copiosi come margheritine ai bordi dei marciapiedi.



2. Utilizzando tale fiducia dovete riuscire ad ottenere un incontro con tale persona in un luogo chiuso, possibilmente molto ristretto. Un ascensore andrebbe benissimo, ma questo presuppone che riusciate a prevedere i suoi movimenti.. Se questo non è possibile o è troppo rischioso, andrà benissimo anche una stanza piccolina o un qualsiasi ambiente particolarmente claustrofobico.. insomma fate voi.



3. Un paio di ore prior to the meeting prepared the field of war:




1. In a pan fry the onion, pour in the beans, bring to cooking, then pour into a bowl, add the Nutella and stir until a thick batter thick


2. you appeal to all your hate and eat the concoction, as fast as you can.


3. Take a deep breath


4. Prepare a coffee


5. you smoke a cigarette


6. Go to the encounter, putting your best outfit



4. As soon as your man or your woman (or both) enter the desired location, If we put the lift, welcome them with your dazzling smile



5. Close doors and / or doors.



6. Now finally dropped the fart that was dormant for too long in your gut. The Zen Master usually makes sure that it is absolutely silent, to enhance the effect, in each case must be colossal. If you are not sure to succeed, work out at home until you get the effect apocalypse silent, always remember that Sun Tzu said: The lion uses all its power to kill even a rabbit.



7. As you all know, farts have the inestimable advantage of being lethal for others, but fresh water for those who disengages. Enjoy every moment of stunned amazement of your nemesis, his face to the right and left wondering what's going on, the terror that fills his eyes.



8. If you're in the elevator, the elevator stopped, and if you are in an enclosed space, position yourself in front of the exit to block it.



9. to your question "but that is not ... ..". You respond promptly: "yes" and a thunderous sganciatene, without any rest, you have to act to kill.



10. agonizzerà While your opponent before you, you can indulge in evil laughter, style Dracula in the movies Ford Coppola.



11. Take a camera and photographed in sequence: the face of suffering, your joyful face.



12. check out and let someone call the ambulance, her heart swelling with pride.



13. went on to develop the photos.



14. Hang these pictures on the wall of the house, so remember your value in the dark months.



15. Repeat procedure with other parties after a couple of weeks. Let your glory time to sprout up everywhere.

Well, now that you know what to do and how to do, ask yourself: is it really worth? He will not change anything, really.
Sun Tzu said: Whoever gives one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the most skilled ever, and conversely, those who do not even give battle, and submit your opponent's troops, is the most skilled of all.


note:
* by popular demand