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masterpieces of world literature explained in two rows, for the consumption of students this year will face Maturity
(by the Ministry of Education)
Scecspìr - Romeo and Juliet
prefer to commit suicide rather than making a call.
Manzoni - The Betrothed
Nobody wanted to marry Renzo and Lucia Tramaglino Mondello. But then comes the plague.
Svevo - Confessions of Zeno
Trieste with a smoking habit should be in therapy. Not working. Joyce gets up in the meantime his wife.
Manzoni - May 5
tragedy of a man devastated dall'alitosi ( the mortal sigh )
Manzoni - May 6
unfinished.
God - Bible
The man eats an apple. God to take revenge haunts him until the end of time (and luck God is love, imagine if he had been ill).
God - Bible
Evidently among the Jews apples costing wrath of God
Dostoieschi - The Brothers Karamazov Karamazov
Here, Dewey and Louie Karamazov Karamazov do try the patience of their uncle, Donald Karamozov in frame a lovely fin de siècle Petersburg.
Santeuxperì - The Little Prince
rosofilo Young commits suicide for love. Someone, meanwhile, tames a fox.
Tasso - Jerusalem Delivered
During the Crusades, he discovers that Tancredi Clorinda is Muslim. Reacts badly and perhaps exaggerated. But in the end converts.
Pirandello - The Late Mattia Pascal
A woman wins a large sum in Monaco and devises a cunning ploy to get rid of her husband.
Tolstoy - War and Peace
For readers today, the meaning of the title is probably incomprehensible. To be translated by "humanitarian and peace."
De Luca - The weight of the butterfly
a very delicate way to refer to farts. (It's also the sequel already in the pipeline, "the butterflies weigh? No? Then I shit on me")
Scecspìr - Othello
seemed like a fleeting love, but it was only the bile
Christ Stopped Eboli
He petrol and left rises.
Divine Comedy Inferno, Purgatory, Paradise and a lot, but a lot of heroin.
Leopardi - A Silvia Silvia
James loves he does not know either. James takes revenge killing her and hiding the remains in the home library.
Pirandello - Uno, no, a hundred thousand
The three! I choose the three!
prefer to commit suicide rather than making a call.
Manzoni - The Betrothed
Nobody wanted to marry Renzo and Lucia Tramaglino Mondello. But then comes the plague.
Svevo - Confessions of Zeno
Trieste with a smoking habit should be in therapy. Not working. Joyce gets up in the meantime his wife.
Manzoni - May 5
tragedy of a man devastated dall'alitosi ( the mortal sigh )
Manzoni - May 6
unfinished.
God - Bible
The man eats an apple. God to take revenge haunts him until the end of time (and luck God is love, imagine if he had been ill).
God - Bible
Evidently among the Jews apples costing wrath of God
Dostoieschi - The Brothers Karamazov Karamazov
Here, Dewey and Louie Karamazov Karamazov do try the patience of their uncle, Donald Karamozov in frame a lovely fin de siècle Petersburg.
Santeuxperì - The Little Prince
rosofilo Young commits suicide for love. Someone, meanwhile, tames a fox.
Tasso - Jerusalem Delivered
During the Crusades, he discovers that Tancredi Clorinda is Muslim. Reacts badly and perhaps exaggerated. But in the end converts.
Pirandello - The Late Mattia Pascal
A woman wins a large sum in Monaco and devises a cunning ploy to get rid of her husband.
Tolstoy - War and Peace
For readers today, the meaning of the title is probably incomprehensible. To be translated by "humanitarian and peace."
De Luca - The weight of the butterfly
a very delicate way to refer to farts. (It's also the sequel already in the pipeline, "the butterflies weigh? No? Then I shit on me")
Scecspìr - Othello
seemed like a fleeting love, but it was only the bile
Christ Stopped Eboli
He petrol and left rises.
Divine Comedy Inferno, Purgatory, Paradise and a lot, but a lot of heroin.
Leopardi - A Silvia Silvia
James loves he does not know either. James takes revenge killing her and hiding the remains in the home library.
Pirandello - Uno, no, a hundred thousand
The three! I choose the three!
E 'science
(small supplement of mathematical and physical sciences)
(small supplement of mathematical and physical sciences)
- Two parallel lines never meet in space. Are ignored.
- Una supposta lanciata nello spazio trova sempre la strada. E' scienza.
- Un suono si propaga nello spazio ad una velocità inferiore di quella dei cani che vi stanno assicutando. E' scienza.
- Un corpo lanciato nello spazio è un ottimo modo per occultare un cadavere. E' scienza.
- Un corpo scostumato immerso improvvisamente in un liquido, bestemmia. E' scienza.
- Un corpo che viaggia nel vuoto assoluto, con moto rettilineo uniforme, dopo un paio d'ore trova interessante persino radio maria. E' scienza.
- Un'astronave traveling near a black hole, it tends to drive up to the second. And 'science.
- A man who travels through space at the speed of light, on his return to find the same government that has left. And 'science.
- People do not leave because he loves too much, but instead because it leaves too much love. And 'science.
- Two bodies attract each other with an intensity equal to the angle of the body that is shot from behind and fell forward. And 'science.
- A body near a black hole, has a tendency to pay the bill for him entrambi. E' scienza.
- Un corpo lanciato improvvisamente nello spazio alla velocità della luce, bestemmia come un saraceno.
Variante: Un corpo lanciato improvvisamente nello spazio alla velocità della luce, bestemmia come un sarago.
E' scienza. - Le galassie si espandono. Poi però ritornano. E' scienza.
- Un puorco lanciato nello spazio, nun su scorda. E' scienza.
- Un uomo che viaggia nello spazio per un anno alla velocità della luce, ma in direzione opposta al movimento dell'asse terrestre, al suo ritorno può spacchiarsela. E' scienza.
- Doppler effect: "In galaxies viewed edge you can get terms of speed of rotation by analyzing the Doppler effect presented by the stars visible to the two sides and at different distances from the galactic center .
Do you too at home: you will not regret!
- In a right triangle, the area of \u200b\u200bthe square built on the hypotenuse seems too much to put my fucking profile. And 'science.
- The square constructed on the hypotenuse has the ass to mandolin. And 'science.
- A non-Euclidean geometry is a geometry built denying or not accepting some Euclidean postulates. Pants, for example. And 'science.
- there life in space? Of course it exists, is just below the belly. And 'science.
- two parallel legs never meet, if not a point at infinity. Well then call: bundles (or: G). And 'science.
- In Italy nothing is created, nor destroyed, but all conform. And 'science.
- The void is the absence of matter in a volume of space. The opposite, namely: the lack of space in a volume of matter is called subletting. E ' science.
- It 's impossible to reach absolute zero with a finite number of transformations. It 'much more sense to register right now MPA. And 'science.
- It 'impossible to achieve a transformation whose only result is to convert mechanical work in the heat taken from one source. It 'a little polite.
Even this is science.
- Two bodies at different temperatures, between which the exchange of heat, eventually reach the same temperature. This phenomenon is the basis of modern advances in necrophilia. And 'science.
- body launched a hospice, after a while 'dies. And 'science.
- A body, placed on an inclined plane, and let it slip with constant acceleration, which is a pleasure to fart. And 'science.
- An incandescent body retains heat, until an asshole does not put his hand on. And 'science.
- isolated systems do not exchange nor energy nor matter with the external environment. They spend their days watching yuoporn. And 'science.
- An astronaut who travels in a one-way street in the opposite direction to that of contradiction that proceeds mammoriano the speed of light on her smart, you will hear the first janca the teeth and then will see it coming. And 'science.
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