Has Anyone Had Tempormandibular Joint Surgery?

.

No, no, no, but what writer's block ... but that terror of the blank page. These things do not exist.
are legends, you know? Simply
leggende.LEGGENDE.

Believe me it is.

I have no difficulty.
It 'easy to write six things every day ...
Just stand in front of the sheet and they come ...

Believe me it is.

Here I said: Just stand in front of the white paper and they come.

( hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in a circle over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling at the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

mmmmmm .... yes ..
Ok, maybe it's the fault of the position, I should not write so always sitting in a precarious
ok ok, I started to scrivania adesso... ecco fatto... ora sono pronto...

(balla di fieno che rotola stancamente nel deserto)
(folate di vento)
(porta del saloon fantasma che sbatte e risbatte)
(avvoltoi che volano in circolo, laggiù oltre il villaggio)
(lupi che ululano alla luna, da qualche parte oltre l'orizzonte)

Qualcuno vuole un caffè? No?
Vabbè io lo prendo, così mi sveglio un po'.

(beve il caffè)

Now I'm just ready.

(hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in circle over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling at the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

But what happens now?
fingers do not slide like lightning on the page.
Absurd.
not feel even the voices in my head usually *. It 's like if I was left alone. Maybe last night i medici cattivi hanno esagerato. Maledetti dottori, anzi dottorini.
Hanno questa brutta mania di attaccarmi alla macchina, ogni volta che mi addormento. (sbarrando gli occhi e con voce da bambino) tutti quegli elettrodi e tutta quella elettricità (pausa) (pausa) (pausa) cosa stavo dicendo?

(balla di fieno che rotola stancamente nel deserto)
(folate di vento)
(porta del saloon fantasma che sbatte e risbatte)
(avvoltoi che volano in circolo, laggiù oltre il villaggio)
(lupi che ululano the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

Ah yes: the six things. So So So: at work!

(hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in circle over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling at the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

mumble mumble mumble ...

Today it is complicated. What can I do? I can do? What can I do?
Ah yes, but sure: how I did not think about it before? I'm just careless.
I just need a little 'inspiration! (turn on your PC, go to youporn, look for "blowjob")
is yes (and gaze upon the video) , if all goes as always, should now get the inspiration for a healthy and beautiful story 'love. Readers
six things ready: I \u200b\u200bwill do your hearts beat wildly (uah. ah. Ah. Ah.)

(the video ends with no major surprises youporn)
(Bale hay rolls wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in circles over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling at the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Nothing nothing nothing.
Fuck.

Someone has thrown me, yes, that can not be that way. Baricco has been, or De Luca, or - why not? - Benni. Jealous bastards. They hate me because I'm young and talented and they are rather old and rincitrulliti.

But I'll show him, I'll do ....
I'll show me, I'll do ....

(end of the second video youporn (category: "anal"))
(hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in circles over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling at the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

Ok ok calm .. quiet ... CALM.
There must be a solution. There is always a solution, gosh.

(hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in circle over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling at the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

And if you were talking to Berlusconi?

(hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)
(wind gusts)
(Phantom saloon door slamming and risbatte)
(vultures flying in circles over there beyond the village)
(wolves howling the moon, somewhere beyond the horizon)

No Berlusconi is too obvious. And then just politics, I broke the balls: I do nothing but talk about politics all day long. In at least six things, I want to talk about something else.

And if I make a nice metaracconto, or a story about a story?
Naaaaaa too obvious ... Or I could do

a story about a blogger who can not find what to write on his blog ...
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that crap .....

Think Daniel thinks.
(giving himself punched in the head)
Flip fucking: Think! RIFLEEEEEETTTIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!! (superhuman cry that is lost in the depths of the metropolis, almost a bark)

I know!
THERE!
CI SOOOONOOOOOOOO !!!!!!! (more superhuman cry that is lost in the depths of the metropolis. This time it looks more like a howl)

Today I make an exception to the rule! Today
really write a list of things that make life worth living!

Yes! Once in a while I can afford to be sweet, eccheccazzo!

( stop the hay bale rolling wearily in the desert)

But yes, today's post will be a list of things that feel good in the ass and pessimism.

(disassemble the gusts of wind and puts them in their case)

Yes! It works, it works, and how if it works!

(repairing the door of the saloon)

They are right and Antonella Valeria: This blog is still too cynical, even when he pretends to be funny. I can not
always take the piss out of everyone.

(scatters vultures flying in circles)

fact that I know? I dedicate this post to them.

(embracing the wolves howling at the moon and whispers to them, "you can go now")

Ready?

The hundred things that make life worth living today are:

1. play the piano with Umberto Smaila, while Toto Cutugno waiting tables and playing the accordion Brunetta


2. all the words that rhyme with "anus"


3. all the words that become beautiful to them if you add an "s" (Water bottle, orca, butter, cocoa, fireplace, etc.)


4. the games for single men


5. the ancient and noble sphincter incontinence


6. rides unstable over many, many children but jubilant


7. Polish twins heterozygous


8. pulpette the shit


9. rape with barbie dolls Masters


10. Canazza of the mannera


11. enemas to pinacolada


12. fairies with hemorrhoids


13. syrup crigno


14. flaming farts


15. escorts, too few and too expensive


16. Schillaci and magical nights in pursuit of the goals


17. the filmazzi of fur in the blacks


18. illegal building, the largest resources of this South is even opposed by the strong powers of the State and Europe


19. oversized bananas


20. Balliemo


21. the cottonfiocs use & use, yet warm


22. those people who say, "I started studying from tomorrow" and then do a shit


23. the children of priests (to them the Kingdom, they are the truth)


24. those who can read lips (or the deaf and the voyeur)


25. interventions prostate


26. carried over in the wind


27. the Hippo


28. lotions baldness


29. grammar hairy


30. regular menstruation


31. dear old dwarf Congenital


32. plastic surgery performed blindly


33. comments on kiss with his tongue, made live while you scratch the paccozzo


34. the calls of fureshta


35. tits free big tits




37. tits small


38. animists


39. poetry


40. luxurious fur


41. vulgarity in all its meanings


42. ticks from dogs


43. animals for towing and cargo


44. strength dell'ammore!


45. the teeth of the old


46. genius


47. equine excrement


48. the infamous


49. the nananas


50. el Ghita


51. blades sharp


52. coitus in the dark


53. beat Rita Levi Montalcini


54. the secret movie and never seen Gandhi who beats a child crippled


55. quadrupeds animated


56. rakes to clean


57. money cutting large


58. those small cut


59. bulls incornanti


60. invest Ligabue A tractor


61. the ancestors of other


62. crisps with rum


63. loves red light


64. Sticchi's exuberant rallies in the square


65. ending in civil war


66. behinds to the mandolin


67. kill a panda panda kill two




69. kill panda


70. illegitimate children


71. breaths pestilential


72. the persons who do not kiss, they do come herpes


73. Saragat


74. false invalids


75. the word sburrita in all its myriad meanings


76. words that rhyme with "Aunt pacch'i'tta"
    
77. sessuanti books, the ones that are read with one hand


78. the maronnadelcarmine


79. parcels pubic


80. false medical certificates


81. those good old days when it was cold in winter and in summer you sweat


82. alive maradona


83. the hoes


84. the hysterical queens


85. crooked teeth (Shanghai version)


86. cardiac arrhythmias


87. the cacuoccioli pastime


88. bouillon cubes and their inexhaustible charge goodness


89. jazz


90. the burps angry


91. fouls abnormal


92. the horoscope of the international


93. the lunches of onions


94. quail syrup


95. the death knell of the other


96. resorts with the toilets Turkish


97. hungry zombies


98. Batman Robin has anal


99. put my fucking profile


100. the ruocchenroll

* those who do things, see people, kill old men