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The woman of our dreams
good old 80's show
good old 80's show
Somewhere in Sicily, the first half of the 80
Luca (L.) - From Hey! how do you throw? What you doing?
Daniel (D.) - Nothing in particular Luke cazzeggiano with the Commodore 64. I developed a program that would create the woman of my dreams. I miss only the last instruction and then this huge chest should see a cross between Brigitte Bardot and Claudia Cardinale.
L. - WaW! It will ready to do whatever we want?
D. - Obvious [satanic grin].
L. - But everything, everything, everything?
D. - Tut-to, Luke, how-to (ah uah.. Ah. Ah.) It will be perfect. Perfect I tell you. PERFECT [grin]
L. - The woman of our dreams, anyway ...
D. - Exactly! You said, Luke, you said: THE WOMEN OF OUR DREAMS! I work there for weeks. It will be beautiful, sensual and very, very horny [wink wink].
L. - Booyah! Booyah! Booyah! I like it! How much do you miss?
D. - So, then, therefore, let me see .... I turn this knob, set this switch, press this row of red buttons eeeee .........
L. [Visibly excited] - Come by the ...
D. - [Almost shouting] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee action!
[From the chest out a big beam of light which comes from a beautiful woman, while dry ice sprayed something in the air. In the background there is music by Cindy Lauper]
[the beautiful woman, in bikini and leggings, notes the two cousins, smiling]
A. - AL754 ARE SUBJECT TO YOUR SERVICE. AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
[Luke is dumbfounded. Dani continues to fumble the Commodore 64] D.
- Shit, I expect that I update the entry to, is really too metal
[Turn a knob purple]
A. - Hello AL754 are, what can I do for you?
[Dani and I watched Luke]
D. So here is perfect ... Made to look a bit '
A. - Hello AL754 are, what can I do for you?
L. - Eheheheh I know what you could do ... [Key ass with lustful eyes]
A. - Remove those slimy hands on me teenage infoiati!
L. - Fuck! But you had not said he would do whatever we want?
D. - [More fumbling to commodore 64] It is so ... I do not understand .... there must be a mistake
[starts to press buttons and knobs to try].
A. - There is no error, little dickhead.
[Dani and Luke look dumbfounded]
A. - What is it? You've never seen a fluke? Obviously not. And as you might, for that matter? You are always holed up at home to make the saws and play tetris!
Why not try looking for a girl instead? A real girl, I mean, for starters. And then you could also seek a good job, one that will last a lifetime. Take the opportunity, soon end up on permanent contracts.
L. - A time?
A. - A permanent , small ball of shit.
D. [Turning to Luke] - I can not understand di che parla, devo aver sbagliato qualcosa nel modulo che si occupa della personalità. Comunque cara, guarda che tutti i lavori sono a tempo indeterminato e così saranno per sempre. Capito? PER SEMPRE!
A. - Cazzate! Con la fine del comunismo inizierà un periodo oscuro per i vostri miseri stati sociali, periodo che porterà alla distruzione del mercato del lavoro come la conoscete.
D.[rimanendo a bocca aperta]- La fine del comunismo? Ma se l'Unione Sovietica è potentissima. Solo Rocky riesce a contrastarla.
A. - E' potentissima, PER ORA. Tra qualche anno crollerà e si porterà dietro tante certezze, cari miei.
L. - [sottovoce a Da] Secondo me l'hai programmata really bad. [Turning to AL] But if all this were true, and I doubt it would mean that soon we will all those capitalists ...
A. - Here you can play the balls that is true, small scrotum shapeless.
D. [Whispers to Luke] - Distraila, I try to repair the damage ...
L. - Ma. but .. Communism will collapse if, as you say, it means that the Christian Democrats will become very powerful ...
A. - No, small invertebrates, it is not. She will collapse as a result of numerous scandals, immediately after the collapse of communism. But rise again stronger than before and become the backbone of the Italian system. Both center-right and center-left will be invaded by Democrats.
L. - Center-what?
A. - There will be no more parties, only two major coalitions: Berlusconi, the fascists and the Northern League, on the one hand and the rest other.
D. [To himself, continuing to press buttons and move sliders] - Maybe I understand what has gone wrong: it is as if I set the variable "prediction" at 9, instead of 3. Should I fix it, [tried changing the value] only that it is locked ... fuck ...
L. [Doubtful] - Would you say that there are only two parties?
A. - They are called coalitions, but yes. There were only two coalitions, and will be both an expression of a single power.
D. - Perhaps by turning the knob ...
L. - And do not people revolt?
A. - No not at all, but I believe you have a wide range of choice [smiles, beautiful].
D. - [More fumbling to commodore 64] Perhaps I have ... maybe I understand ...
L. - But it is absurd! And if I wanted to vote for something else?
A. - They will say that litter your vote.
D. - [Wiping the sweat from his forehead] Capers .. Yet there must be a way ...
L. - But then you might as well not vote!
A. - Yes, but will not help much anyway: they will say that doing so will lose an opportunity, and to weaken Democracy! Those are the hyenas, baby. Hyena.
L. [Mad as a snake] - But what occasion and caps to fuck! It 's all taking the piss! An enormous jack ass!
A. - As you start to think, adorable little head of dick? I almost're making nice.
D. [Yelling in the direction of Luke] - Christ, Luke .. you would not want to believe my creature?
L. - But, what if all this were true.
A. - Of course all this is true! Can you play the Wimp!
L. - E. ..... as the election will end? Win the center-right or center-left?
D. - [Voice triumphantly] FOUND! I found it! Here is what is the key to press! [Press] Turn off robot shit!
A. - BUZZZZ win .... ... but the most important thing ... ... BUZZZZZ is that soon will be .... .... BUZZZZZZci BUZZZZZ .... and probably there will be .... BUZZZZ ... the extinction of the human race ... BUZZZZ [disappears in a cloud of smoke]
D. - Fuck! It took a bit 'but eventually I succeeded. Luke I promise that the next will be perfect, will really anything we want.
L. - Since I do not know, I feel sad, very sad and I can not understand why ...
D. - How about a cup of Nesquik?
L. - Yes: sink Nesquik in our sorrows!
Luca (L.) - From Hey! how do you throw? What you doing?
Daniel (D.) - Nothing in particular Luke cazzeggiano with the Commodore 64. I developed a program that would create the woman of my dreams. I miss only the last instruction and then this huge chest should see a cross between Brigitte Bardot and Claudia Cardinale.
L. - WaW! It will ready to do whatever we want?
D. - Obvious [satanic grin].
L. - But everything, everything, everything?
D. - Tut-to, Luke, how-to (ah uah.. Ah. Ah.) It will be perfect. Perfect I tell you. PERFECT [grin]
L. - The woman of our dreams, anyway ...
D. - Exactly! You said, Luke, you said: THE WOMEN OF OUR DREAMS! I work there for weeks. It will be beautiful, sensual and very, very horny [wink wink].
L. - Booyah! Booyah! Booyah! I like it! How much do you miss?
D. - So, then, therefore, let me see .... I turn this knob, set this switch, press this row of red buttons eeeee .........
L. [Visibly excited] - Come by the ...
D. - [Almost shouting] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee action!
[From the chest out a big beam of light which comes from a beautiful woman, while dry ice sprayed something in the air. In the background there is music by Cindy Lauper]
[the beautiful woman, in bikini and leggings, notes the two cousins, smiling]
A. - AL754 ARE SUBJECT TO YOUR SERVICE. AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
[Luke is dumbfounded. Dani continues to fumble the Commodore 64] D.
- Shit, I expect that I update the entry to, is really too metal
[Turn a knob purple]
A. - Hello AL754 are, what can I do for you?
[Dani and I watched Luke]
D. So here is perfect ... Made to look a bit '
A. - Hello AL754 are, what can I do for you?
L. - Eheheheh I know what you could do ... [Key ass with lustful eyes]
A. - Remove those slimy hands on me teenage infoiati!
L. - Fuck! But you had not said he would do whatever we want?
D. - [More fumbling to commodore 64] It is so ... I do not understand .... there must be a mistake
[starts to press buttons and knobs to try].
A. - There is no error, little dickhead.
[Dani and Luke look dumbfounded]
A. - What is it? You've never seen a fluke? Obviously not. And as you might, for that matter? You are always holed up at home to make the saws and play tetris!
Why not try looking for a girl instead? A real girl, I mean, for starters. And then you could also seek a good job, one that will last a lifetime. Take the opportunity, soon end up on permanent contracts.
L. - A time?
A. - A permanent , small ball of shit.
D. [Turning to Luke] - I can not understand di che parla, devo aver sbagliato qualcosa nel modulo che si occupa della personalità. Comunque cara, guarda che tutti i lavori sono a tempo indeterminato e così saranno per sempre. Capito? PER SEMPRE!
A. - Cazzate! Con la fine del comunismo inizierà un periodo oscuro per i vostri miseri stati sociali, periodo che porterà alla distruzione del mercato del lavoro come la conoscete.
D.[rimanendo a bocca aperta]- La fine del comunismo? Ma se l'Unione Sovietica è potentissima. Solo Rocky riesce a contrastarla.
A. - E' potentissima, PER ORA. Tra qualche anno crollerà e si porterà dietro tante certezze, cari miei.
L. - [sottovoce a Da] Secondo me l'hai programmata really bad. [Turning to AL] But if all this were true, and I doubt it would mean that soon we will all those capitalists ...
A. - Here you can play the balls that is true, small scrotum shapeless.
D. [Whispers to Luke] - Distraila, I try to repair the damage ...
L. - Ma. but .. Communism will collapse if, as you say, it means that the Christian Democrats will become very powerful ...
A. - No, small invertebrates, it is not. She will collapse as a result of numerous scandals, immediately after the collapse of communism. But rise again stronger than before and become the backbone of the Italian system. Both center-right and center-left will be invaded by Democrats.
L. - Center-what?
A. - There will be no more parties, only two major coalitions: Berlusconi, the fascists and the Northern League, on the one hand and the rest other.
D. [To himself, continuing to press buttons and move sliders] - Maybe I understand what has gone wrong: it is as if I set the variable "prediction" at 9, instead of 3. Should I fix it, [tried changing the value] only that it is locked ... fuck ...
L. [Doubtful] - Would you say that there are only two parties?
A. - They are called coalitions, but yes. There were only two coalitions, and will be both an expression of a single power.
D. - Perhaps by turning the knob ...
L. - And do not people revolt?
A. - No not at all, but I believe you have a wide range of choice [smiles, beautiful].
D. - [More fumbling to commodore 64] Perhaps I have ... maybe I understand ...
L. - But it is absurd! And if I wanted to vote for something else?
A. - They will say that litter your vote.
D. - [Wiping the sweat from his forehead] Capers .. Yet there must be a way ...
L. - But then you might as well not vote!
A. - Yes, but will not help much anyway: they will say that doing so will lose an opportunity, and to weaken Democracy! Those are the hyenas, baby. Hyena.
L. [Mad as a snake] - But what occasion and caps to fuck! It 's all taking the piss! An enormous jack ass!
A. - As you start to think, adorable little head of dick? I almost're making nice.
D. [Yelling in the direction of Luke] - Christ, Luke .. you would not want to believe my creature?
L. - But, what if all this were true.
A. - Of course all this is true! Can you play the Wimp!
L. - E. ..... as the election will end? Win the center-right or center-left?
D. - [Voice triumphantly] FOUND! I found it! Here is what is the key to press! [Press] Turn off robot shit!
A. - BUZZZZ win .... ... but the most important thing ... ... BUZZZZZ is that soon will be .... .... BUZZZZZZci BUZZZZZ .... and probably there will be .... BUZZZZ ... the extinction of the human race ... BUZZZZ [disappears in a cloud of smoke]
D. - Fuck! It took a bit 'but eventually I succeeded. Luke I promise that the next will be perfect, will really anything we want.
L. - Since I do not know, I feel sad, very sad and I can not understand why ...
D. - How about a cup of Nesquik?
L. - Yes: sink Nesquik in our sorrows!
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